News In Brief
1) I am *this* close to quiting Fine Art because basically, it's a load of bollocks.
2) I bought asda brand french bread today (Not to go with my asda brand ham which almost produced asda brand vomit from my stomach the other day) and left it in my room because it's too big for my cupboard. Now my room smells like bread. A considerable improvement.
3) A spot the size of a small moon is developing beside my mouth. Not good because...
4) ...I have a new girl on the scene: Lucy, who is exceptionally hot. She continues the trend of the last few years of meeting girls in February. Unfortunatly for me...
5) ...the trend is slowly dying. Aileen lasted 3 months. Some Siberian girl whos name I cant remember lasted 1 date. I believe Lucy will last zero dates. Which will both suck and blow at the same time. Next year I wont meet any girl in February, the following year I'll be gay.
6) Pyscho-Boy is still that - pyscho. The other day he took offence to a few lads standing across the road with there dogs and almost started a fight. He has told a guy in the corridor that the shower is "his" and he cant use it. I believe he is also to blame for stealing two cans of my beer. Yesterday he asked could he borrow some money with the belief I'd say yes - what a fool he is. Today he asked could he use my laptop. Fool.
7) For the first week since I got here, I have spent more days sober then drunk. To be precise, 2 days drinking alchohol, 5 days off. Incredible. I dont know how I did it.
1) I am *this* close to quiting Fine Art because basically, it's a load of bollocks.
2) I bought asda brand french bread today (Not to go with my asda brand ham which almost produced asda brand vomit from my stomach the other day) and left it in my room because it's too big for my cupboard. Now my room smells like bread. A considerable improvement.
3) A spot the size of a small moon is developing beside my mouth. Not good because...
4) ...I have a new girl on the scene: Lucy, who is exceptionally hot. She continues the trend of the last few years of meeting girls in February. Unfortunatly for me...
5) ...the trend is slowly dying. Aileen lasted 3 months. Some Siberian girl whos name I cant remember lasted 1 date. I believe Lucy will last zero dates. Which will both suck and blow at the same time. Next year I wont meet any girl in February, the following year I'll be gay.
6) Pyscho-Boy is still that - pyscho. The other day he took offence to a few lads standing across the road with there dogs and almost started a fight. He has told a guy in the corridor that the shower is "his" and he cant use it. I believe he is also to blame for stealing two cans of my beer. Yesterday he asked could he borrow some money with the belief I'd say yes - what a fool he is. Today he asked could he use my laptop. Fool.
7) For the first week since I got here, I have spent more days sober then drunk. To be precise, 2 days drinking alchohol, 5 days off. Incredible. I dont know how I did it.
