Audition Post Mortem
The phrase "Soapy tit wank" was coined for days like these. In fact I've coined a new phrase "Ice Cream Blow Job!". It's not as catchy and used in a completely differant way. For example Soapy Tit Wank is like "Man this sucks" where as Ice Cream Blow Job! is more like "Shit!". Just as soapy tit wank was shortened to 'soapy!" I can foresee Ice cream blow job being shortened to "ice cream!". This has nothing to do with the rest of the audition.
So anyway. Two people show up right as we start and we are thinking that we're gonna get lots. But not another person shows up for two and a half hours. And he is the biggest flamer on the face of the earth. A nice guy now but totally wrong for the parts. Well except maybe the gay guy but I'm hardly gonna say "Yo! Fun-Boy, wanna play a fun-boy!?!". Anyway seemings I'm trying to change things, I told everybody who came to the audition that they got a part so I told him if he wants to be killed by a zombie he's got a part. Anyway it was a great laugh of a day, me and Daragh just laughed ourselves silly (he does have a disgusting way of eating tortilla chips though - it's like he's giving cunnilungus on the chip, a most disgusting and noisy thing to witness) even though it was an unmitigated disaster. I dont know what unmitigated means but it seems to sound right.
So we were rightly fucked as far as actors were concerned until the last few days when we realised our good friend Alice over here does drama and is gonna set us up with a bunch of actors. Also today myself and Daragh treked into Birmingham to audition two child actors for Daraghs movie. Because we had to be there so early it meant I had to send this cute girl Emma who actually booty called on my window at 4 in the morning home without any sweet David sytle lovin' - the things I do for art.
The phrase "Soapy tit wank" was coined for days like these. In fact I've coined a new phrase "Ice Cream Blow Job!". It's not as catchy and used in a completely differant way. For example Soapy Tit Wank is like "Man this sucks" where as Ice Cream Blow Job! is more like "Shit!". Just as soapy tit wank was shortened to 'soapy!" I can foresee Ice cream blow job being shortened to "ice cream!". This has nothing to do with the rest of the audition.
So anyway. Two people show up right as we start and we are thinking that we're gonna get lots. But not another person shows up for two and a half hours. And he is the biggest flamer on the face of the earth. A nice guy now but totally wrong for the parts. Well except maybe the gay guy but I'm hardly gonna say "Yo! Fun-Boy, wanna play a fun-boy!?!". Anyway seemings I'm trying to change things, I told everybody who came to the audition that they got a part so I told him if he wants to be killed by a zombie he's got a part. Anyway it was a great laugh of a day, me and Daragh just laughed ourselves silly (he does have a disgusting way of eating tortilla chips though - it's like he's giving cunnilungus on the chip, a most disgusting and noisy thing to witness) even though it was an unmitigated disaster. I dont know what unmitigated means but it seems to sound right.
So we were rightly fucked as far as actors were concerned until the last few days when we realised our good friend Alice over here does drama and is gonna set us up with a bunch of actors. Also today myself and Daragh treked into Birmingham to audition two child actors for Daraghs movie. Because we had to be there so early it meant I had to send this cute girl Emma who actually booty called on my window at 4 in the morning home without any sweet David sytle lovin' - the things I do for art.
